{"id":267,"date":"2006-06-14T09:57:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-14T09:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.philsquest.com\/?p=267"},"modified":"2006-06-14T09:57:00","modified_gmt":"2006-06-14T09:57:00","slug":"i_found_this_jo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.philsquest.com\/?p=267","title":{"rendered":"Shipwrecked christian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found this joke on the web. No idea who from.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"color: #cc3300;\">A Christian guy is shiprecked and stranded on a desert island,after many years he builds a home and a church ect&#8230;. years pass and he is finaly rescued&#8230;. just as he is going up the gangplank to board the rescue ship the captain ask him what are the three buildings on the shore line? &quot;The first one is my home where I lived,the second is my church where I worship my lord&#8230; and the third one is the church that I used to go to.&quot;<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found this joke on the web. No idea who from. A Christian guy is shiprecked and stranded on a desert island,after many years he builds a home and a church ect&#8230;. years pass and he is finaly rescued&#8230;. just as he is going up the gangplank to board the rescue ship the captain ask&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philsquest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philsquest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philsquest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philsquest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philsquest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.philsquest.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.philsquest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philsquest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.philsquest.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}